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Bytore
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"The fewer
the number of games played, the wider the normal variance of actual payback that may be
experienced."

And that, is my only clue to building variance into a machine.




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

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The internet super virus is on.

1-voip.com down. For me anyhow.

This is the mega virus affecting all of Microsoft cloud products.

I suspected the attack would be activated about right now. Ukraine, The war anniversary.

Even the 1-voip.com site is down. I cannot reach them.

My excel was replaced yesterday. I do nothing but read news, watch Disney, and gamble at a state approved site, as you all know.

It took over something and installed. Still searching...




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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The virus attack was against the wifi this time.

I had to unplug, and re-install everything.

Tracing it, I found the phone number to be a scam number, that called me on the 22nd of February, started downloading the virus, and slowly replaced my files.

I answer the phone manually. I am always in test mode!

So now I know, the phone number.


5874095919


https://www.yellowpages.ca/fs/587/409/

So I blocked the phone number.

I will leave wifi away from this most valuable Kerplunk machine, and see what the attackers try next time.

One thing is easily stupid about it. It downloads a snake programming language.


Python. It does not come with Windows 10.

I see it installed, I know, time for a fix!


And back to the machines...

35% complete...

Please wait...

Imagine a little wheel spinning like in Windows while you wait for me to program something in and show you very soon...


A wheel with music...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nuikcvYocU&t=5s




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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https://1drv.ms/x/s!AmXrAjER9mJAgRoX70k_NTQqmHwl?e=Wm9Ayf

As per usual, it is the free data from statfox.

If statfox objects, please let know. This will chart the skies soon man. Why pay for charts.

I build it for free!

It is all built using Microsoft Excel, you need that supercar of a software, to update each day. It works.

Do note, not all the banks are functional, it is at 35% build...


I am going back to the early seventies to program more...

Superb sound! Leave it it on auto play. Cool channel. Old metal!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI0...3ABFEA&index=27




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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I am live trading baskets. It is live betting really.

Made a change in life.

I follow only what is on loto Q.

Not making any money but got the commission down to a science.

10% to enter a live bet off the top. Pure robbery. Favorite. Georgia. Had to sell. Total cost, 15% lost, so 5% for the points and 10% on the vig.

I am only taking early Q1 4 point leads.

I am on Switzerland in FIBA. I have no idea where FIBA is...

Does not matter!

I got the Swiss at the same thing, a dog, 4 point lead. 10% vig.

The Swiss are hanging on but it's a cheesy bet...




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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I sold the Swiss. They lost the lead.

As they lost the lead in third, I was able to make 39% on my dollar.

And that is exactly how it supposed to work.

Except...

The 10% vig is idiocy and not motivating to play.

Just lost on Austria, lost lead by 1 point. With vig, 26%.

At Tradesports, it would have been, 46.5% on the win and about 0 to 10% on the loss, no commissions since I lost on a loser and it took a lot of time for them to lose the lead.

It is a derivative in the end. Timed ending.

These are high vig games.

I will lose less on a 1.65 game than a 1.21 game faded. Normal.

Quebec calls it "live betting". So it is not "trading".

And it offers little money.

I will attempt to scrape the barrels here...

Lost a fav lead by one point, paid 16% vig.

So I covered all possible styles of bets.

On Georgetown now...

Gonna try all day as I smoke the day away!

Programming done for today...




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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Virus followers

This, is what the virus spit at me today. A file to gain remote access.

Except...

I was another operating platform altogether. Making a phone call. The Dunfell operating system. So it could not do anything. It just popped up.

It asked me if I would like to save the file, so I did!


https://wordpress.org/plugins/user-sync/

It is a "Windows" takeover the world virus.


Stuck with this until it I get a phone company to see it and take it seriously.

I tell you all this, because I think we can expect a major North American wide bank heist-attack attempt.

And I am hiding all my money underneath my pot plants.

Or I might smoke one and think of a better plan...




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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More virus news in detail

This bleeping guy has been pretty solid over the years.

And he comes through again. This is exactly what happened today.


https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/clever-phishing-method-bypasses-mfa-using-microsoft-webview2-apps/

P.S. Fixing this constantly really slows me down.

I read Ukrinform every day, I get adverts for Ukraine women when it takes over.

Many clues as to who the actors are.

Once cleaned up, I shall finish more machinery!

webview2 was installed by the virus. Format time.




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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The whole world...

A system wide reset.

Bing Chatbot was hacked out of the gates.

The 28th was a disaster. Released another mega virus. People were waiting for it.

I was going to try it. I shall wait.

Computers systems around the world had to be reset. The computer hack aka virus left my computer just like that. And it left the VOIP box alone.

It is cracking Cisco boxes mostly, a brand name for routers. Nerd stuff.


https://ca.news.yahoo.com/bing-chatbot-says-feels-violated-090000047.html

Do note, I doubt I will be virus free for very long.

However, this is more than a few times a system wide power failure has killed the virus for a day or so. It has a weakness.

An IT professional, after the 28th, worth their dollar, would unplug and reset a whole corporation's network.

Been there, done that.

I expect this was being done around the world, and with a little speed reading that is indeed the case.

They are after you America!

I want to play Bing a RUSH song, ask it if Neil Peart meant America, and ask chatbot if it can beat humans at sports betting, and prove it.

And who is "Joe Public...".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-qo84dRFnc

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The virus has gained power.

This time my bill changed to Ukraine dollars. Right in the Microsoft cloud account.

I told Microsoft to use their AI and figure it out. And had to cancel once more.

I went back to Gnumeric. It works actually quite well, other than not being able to import data. I posted the most complex formulas you will ever need in excel.

It is that morning cut and paste that haunts me.

I need to cut and paste with a half broken back by days. No fun. I stone, and forget!

I have one more formula to enter, the moving averages. I will post it shortly as to not lose it!

This link holds a clue. Can you figure it out??? : )

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=song+diary+of+a+madman&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYwWVE84OEIA




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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I forgot!

The virus now can bypass the bank software. And act like it left a message once my transaction is complete.

It then replaces Windows.

It could not do this before. I'm a virus hunter by night...

The virus will also call for stupid things, all AI generated, like ask you to tell someone to put their dog back in their house. It is to get voice copies. My voice, to fool a bank.

My bank is aware, and I shall update them of the latest.

If I identify it more, I really do offer to send it to the FBI. I let 1-VOIP do that. They speak American...

Canada simply does not have the cyber tools to defeat it.

I am now doing a clean install, then nothing. That's it.

This is a "breakthrough" virus.

Study it more I shall...

There will be no more Excel for me.

Russia 1 Bytore 0




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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Took a break. Hurt my back too much programming so...

Really studied the virus!!!

Again reported to 1-Voip and ISP. Both baffled.

I am not. That happens when programming code is given away.

Everything still a go. Slots terrible. So I stopped that.

Not hard to lose 100's of times in row.

The book bonuses in Quebec are essentially gone. You got to grab that cash when it's free! So no casino bonuses anymore worth a peanut.

My slot machine experiment was also hurting my eyeballs to no end. It served it's purpose, free money.

I admit to losing about $40 and eating the rest of the profits. I just love organic beef!


Everything baseball is now offline and in Gnumeric.

It should be voiced activated by baseball betting time. Around mid May. I am going 13/34 as the signal.

2022 almost ready for a test. Gotta go easy on my back. I just recovered!

I am just programming in Excel and operating systems. That's my limits right now.

Sparky up your life! This, is a Linux (Windows like for cheapies), at the top of it's game. I studied many a distro. (Operating system).


https://sparkylinux.org/

And it has the right latest Gnumeric.

Gnumeric is lightening fast. It lets me do things in a better way.

I also can barely see a thing. Time for a screen upgrade! They say once your a foot away to read from the screen with reading glasses on, it's time...

Hopefully I will be able to read a link to a metal song...




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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Studies indicate...

That we shall have "Kerplunkenstein" moves.

Arizona 2022.

Let me go count accurately later.

I would say 14 units season long on a 13 over 34 that anyone with a spreadsheet back to the Commodore64
can build.

Listening to the latest metal, post "egg" day. Hope you all had a good one!

14 units was made using $100 bank to $1 per bet. The unit is $1.

All will be this way now. I'm in the 1% club now. Hope twitter will not increase the price of my ribbon.

Want risk???

Stay at $100. Move the $1 to $5.

Want more???

Move to $10. Doubles your bank if you guess right every 7 sequences. Fun stuff. Dangerous as hell too.


It is cash margin, so you really feel it.

Back to work...




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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The 'leaks" in the ceiling...

You know I know. : )

Today, I will show you a few fakes. I honestly did try to contact the "Elon Musk" twitter account, to tell him of fake reporters haunting him. I would imagine it is filtered.

He has 200 to 400 FBI agents. Outa be enough...


These are total B.S. reporters. The Penta... I mean ceiling leaks.

HEED MY WARNING!!! ARCHIVES ARE VIRUS CITY!!!

https://web.archive.org/web/20090217053540/http://www.businessinsider.com/financial-crisis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Blodget

Sometimes I take a break from gambling machines, because we must, as they say, at all costs, win.

And this is your entertainment part!

Read on Blodget first. You would think CNN would do this.

This is left-wing right-wing. It is sloppy, terrible poorly researched, grade eight failed thrice education.

I wonder if "Blodget" was from the school of "Berine Madoff".

Yes, I plan to download the whole internet to find out.

Best beetle's album ever. Watch... I mean listen...

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ftsa&q=wings+full+cd&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dd4ZLt-lWRms




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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Ok, so you now know, Business Insider is about as reliable as a used financial fraud artist.

Enough politics for me!

Back to the machines!

I will post, but it may not work.

https://1drv.ms/x/s!AmXrAjER9mJAgSjUL_54b9sRanNe?e=Rn69UR




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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The charts mucked up.

Gnumeric conversion thing.

Back thing. It all works, just a real slow build...

I will explain how it works soon, all cut and paste.

New season. "American Dad".

Screw the governess of Florida. Leave Pope "Mickey Mouse" alone!

Disney. Superb headphone sound.

Disney=American Dad in Canada.

Off to watch, worth every penny!




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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Things look good...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10G...dR9WBUBwcHVaMQg




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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The charts.

I went with a new design. The one I posted.

This enables me to build modules.

Arizona is modular.

The formulas allowed me to adjust things to the left, then to the right.

Cell u1 is an example of the formula.

This tells me play the team at home, when it is up.

Cell BD1

=if(and(B1>0,T1="vs",AL1="u"),-$AD$1,0)

Now, I just need to copy the Arizona template, or create a new one.

I input 13 and 34 as the moving average.

Through many a trial and error, it is suitable.

The beginning of the season is tough.

Baltimore looks tempting, however there is no crossover.

Soon, I will decide whether I can play earlier than the 34 day mark.

All is mostly built.

I do need to build the down side of life.

I always count the first three times before making a play.

That is the 1 2 3 ddddd and so on. Located in column AL 1.

This stops me from playing to early.

I will have the money won soon. Clear as day. Needs serious weed to kill pain.

Typing them u and d letters in now.

I physically delete cells AH and AI to precisely line up the "d" or "u". Again, 123uuu or 123ddd and so on.

Pretty easy.

But can I play stoned???

Let me go count now...

A side note. This band does not offer an official link to this 8 track of my day. It tells you many a thing, like who started the AC/DC sound,

I am buying the recording again. Fourth time!

Catch "Me and my stone...". Awesome in headphones!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQUt65eff0o


Official site.

https://thestampeders.com/




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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Major detail.

The cut and pastes.

Click MLB on the statfox bar, then Arizona, then year to date.

Cut and paste. The chart will fill itself with the series then as each d or u run is typed.

I put things in color for my partial blindness.

Stafox now owns it all. I just built it for fun. They call this a shell. I built a shell around the data from statfox.

I call it "statturtle".

The results are not an investment. Bernie Madoff dressed bad. I cannot afford bad clothing. So I do not invest. I gamble and buy blue jeans, Rock Band T-Shirts made in North America and other stupid things when I get lucky.

As a gamble, and as entertainment, it may work!!!

As an aside, once it is all built, there are only so many Fibonacci series.

55 as a number maxes out a season. However, it could the the one. Maybe 34/55 is the best magic.

I will be testing three seasons back only due to rule changes and such.

The sample size of games is roughly 18,000 games.

18000 grams smoked so far to build it...

Cases of long lost beers in it's early construction, whoa... I call that educational taxes...

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It is built, the "something" file.

This version of the Kerplunkenstein machine is making funny noises...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O77...HUHxLs&index=3




"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you..."

RUSH

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