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Large Turnout At Memorial For Hans Gruber Who Was Thrown From A Building By A Police Officer The Babylon Bee

https://babylonbee.com/news/large-turnout-for-memorial-for-hans-gruber-who-was-thrown-from-a-building-by-a-police-officer




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After a heavy night drinking I woke up this morning with a dead girl in my bed.

I thought to myself, "****..........Where the **** did she come from???"

Then I saw the coffin & the mud and it all started to make sense.




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Dear Friend,

Greetings to you & your Family.

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of ($10.2M) United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that time, Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE COMPANY before I traveled out of the country for a short Course and I will not come back till next year. What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE COMPANY as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date.

For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charges, and Insurance fee. The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE COMPANY for deliver of your package direct to your postal Address in your country is ($25) only being their Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again, donít be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $25, I would have paid that but they said no because they donít know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the FedEx courier Service Company now for the delivery of your package with this information bellow.

Contact Person :James Tharp
Email Address: ficetile@yahoo.com
Telephone: (346) 760-051
Registration No; Eg2277
Code Number::01721441

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and Let me repeat once more, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $25 for their immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your package.

(1)Your Full Name=============
(2)Mobile Phone Number======
(3)Current Home Address========
(4)Fax Number================
(5)Country====================
(6)City======================
(7)Nearest Airport ==============

Note The FEDEX DELIVERY COURIER SERVICE COMPANY doesnít know the contents of the Box. I registered it as a Box of an African cloth. They donít know that it contains money.This is to avoid them delaying with the Box. Donít let them know what it contains. I am waiting for your urgent response. Please go ahead now and contact them immediately with information above.

Yours Faithfully,
Barr.Nancy Shika




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My girlfriend loves me wearing her panties.

She doesn't know I do it, but I know she really enjoys thinking she's lost weight when she puts them on after I've been using them.




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Uno mas

This is good!

The Best of Nikki Glaser - YouTube
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Laughed at ďWas watching the game with a couple I'm friends with. Around my age.
I'm almost positive the female said she use to take it anally from her first husband 🤔
It was one of those moments where one just keeps talking about anything and acts like you didn't hear what you thought you just heard.😨Ē




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https://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/adoption-jokes-extra-11.jpg




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https://www.facebook.com/366827403332071/videos/beagle-steals-chicken-from-oven/638072203695313/




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Your welcome

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https://youtu.be/hLVmw81qDSA




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https://youtu.be/mtqEKGgugjc




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Here's some classic comedy gold!

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Subject: Wrestling

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal.
Before the match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match
because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. It ties you up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished."
The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening.
All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in
the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right
in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those buggers just as hard as I could."
The trainer exclaimed, "Oh, so that's what finished him off?!!!"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls..."




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https://youtu.be/OslWqLHlCvw




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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." Jack Nicholson




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https://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_humor/sign_language_need_to_know.shtml




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