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Breadman
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Understanding Engineers
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!"
The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said "I am going to call a colleague and see if here's anything she can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
Tell/support a lie once, and all your truths become questionable.
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Breadman
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Subject: Irish Lobster Trap
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Irish man
answered his door to find a grim-faced constable waiting in the front
yard. "We're sorry, Mr. O' Flynn, but we have some information about
your dear wife, Maureen" said the officer.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Michael Patrick O'Flynn asked. The
constable said, "I have some bad news, some good news, and some really
great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. O' Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first." The
constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning, we
found your poor wife's body in the bay." "Lord sufferin' Jesus and Holy
Mother of God!" exclaimed O' Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What
could possibly be the good news?"
The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor
Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you
have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since
the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. O' Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good
news, then what's the really great news?" The constable replied, "We're
gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
Tell/support a lie once, and all your truths become questionable.
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