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MemphisMafia
FoxDen Hall of Famer
Registered: Feb 2004
Posts: 2522
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Cheyenne Social Club In Reverse ?
I post / I post / I post ....... and nobody reads it ?
Sounds familiar doesnt it ?
Often we find ourselves diluted with such trivia and yet try as we may to keep this about wagering and winning (as if thats not tough-enough) we come face to face with this problem often enough .
Those with a bit of moxie can see a crow on the barn at first glance , and still others need time to focus and make sure its not a eagle ....... thats enough for me !
To Them I Say :
So............... this is a legitimate farewell. I’d like to take this opportunity to let those with gambling problems and shoddy credit that there are plenty of other places out there to get your daily fixins of picks and lines and arbitrage and all that other garbage you so very much enjoy.
However, most of these places do not curse as eloquently as I do.
You won’t find the word “winning news” here at Statfox , but you will find the best resource for gambling news on the web.
The boys at Petticoat Junction provide hilarious rundowns on football picks, but they do not know the meaning of the word “pick farm.”
Of course there is also Gambling 911 which even though has two completely humpable ladies on its staff, it will not ever use the phrase “others-picks capping.”
Alas, there are many, many more.
I will let you know about these places periodically throughout the day. The lights are on, however, and I will pay the fines to the arena up until a certain point. But, do remember, I got no job.
Also we’d also like to formally rid ourselves of this annoying royal “we” crap. It’s retarded and it makes me sound so much more pretentious then I actually am. But this is what we do to emphasize a bit of authority that’s seldom there. I never had it. See? I feel better? Don’t you?
As a gambling and horse gal, I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge some of the better places to continue to improve and read about your degenerate habits online.
But another arrow for your quiver couldn’t hurt, right?
So if you really are in need of a feather in your cap , and have a relentless desire for recognition as a true prognosticator of all that is true , I offer my services as a consultant to lead you where no man has gone before .
Just consider it a pay back for all you have done for mankind in general , and that all of us owe you so much and know in our hearts we can never repay you for your wonderful outlooks on life in the winners-circle .
In closing ......... I personally want to extend my gratitude for all you have given me (even the chest-pains) and excuse me for asking such a redundant question but who shall I bill for all the Advil you have cost me ?
Yours In Waiting ?
G.L>
Ms>>MM
P.S. A bit about our purpose here later , And Darkhorse You Go My Man !
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12-06-05 02:16 PM |
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Woody585
Registered: Jan 2003
Posts: 508
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You may not be the most read but your the most respected
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12-06-05 07:02 PM |
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Woody585
Registered: Jan 2003
Posts: 508
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My Dad who passed away several months always read your selections and I know that where ever He might be, He is trying to get the picks I am Woody585 Jr. I would like to see your selections by email or posting, You went 35/11/2 on Sat which is
a plus 24 who can match dat?
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12-06-05 07:24 PM |
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