Evolution = Monkeys Creationism = God Like Figures minus the stupid judgemental c
I have a theory...
Anybody that believes in evolution is derived from monkeys.
Anybody that believes in Creationism is and has a Soul from Heaven.
It makes since to me because most everybody that I have ever met who believes in being evolved from butt scratching monkeys is a butt scratching monkey.
I however am a special God complex that is amazed by things. I am amazed and please keep the darwinists away from me because they are downer cork suckers IMO