This is the story of a female gorilla who lives in a zoo and who lost her mate a year ago. Concerned about her emotional well being, the director of the zoo approaches a zookeeper in the name of Baba, a humongous and mean looking guy.

The director : " Baba ! As you know our female gorilla lost her mate a year ago. I am really concerned that the loss of her mate and the lack of male affection she is suffering from may affect her very seriously and I was wondering if you would consider spending a night with her "

Baba : " What ???????? You are asking me to spend a night with a gorilla ? "

The director : " Well Baba, for $500, would you spend a night with the gorilla ? "

Baba thinks about it for a minute.

Baba : " O.K. I will tell you what. I will spend a night with the gorilla under three conditions. First : bring me a case of the strongest beer you can find on the market and second : you must promise me never and I mean never tell anyone that I spent a night with the gorilla "

The director : " You have my word, Baba ! What is your third condition ? "

Baba : " My third condition ? Do you think you could give me a week to pay you the $500 ?"