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Registered: Nov 2014
Posts: 201
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Little Levity
I grew up in a rough neighborhood
at the Library the sign did not say "Quite Please"
It said "Shut the **** up"
My Doctor is Crazy
He Prescribed sleeping pills
HE TOLD ME TO TAKE 2 WHEN I WAKE UP
He gave me a blood test & electrocardiogram
I said how do I stand?
He said that's whats got me puzzled!
I said Doc
I wake up in the morning go in the Bathroom
I look in the mirror i get nausious,
I just want to throw up
Whats wrong with me?
He said I don't know
BUT YOUR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT
I went to his office with my girlfriend,
I told her to wait in the waiting room , and went to speak to him in private
I said I think she may have VENERAL DISEASE
HE GAVE HIMSELF A SHOT!!
I should have known she was cheating,
every time i come home
The Pariott squkes
QUICK OUT THE WINDOW!
And when I did ask about the Colon exam
he told me no problem, go in the exam room
Nurse came in with a 5 foot long pole!
I said Wait a minute,
What the hell do you intend to do with that
She said, Relax I am just going to look around
I SAID FOR WHAT A PARKING SPACE?
She said no , for Blood
I said if you use that
I CAN MAKE A PREDICTION RIGHT NOW
She said calm down, you may feel a little pressure
I said YEA i DO. THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH TAKE IT OUT!!
He said Sam before you leave i'll need a
sperm sample, a urine sample and a stool sample
I SAID
WHY DON'T I JUST LEAVE YOU MY UNDERWEAR
He says ok enough kidding,
I'll need to get that Sperm Sample
Here is a Cup and and a old Porno Magazine
Go into Exam ROOM#1 and get me a sample, then you can go home
I accidentally Go into room #2 And was Shocked to interrupt
This Blonde Nurse administering Oral sex to this Patient
apparently also to get a Sperm Sample
I Ran Back to the Doctor and said
how come he's getting the Natural Method for a Sperm Count
and you give me the Home Depot Do it Yourself Plan??
HE SAYS HE'S ON THE GOLD PLAN
YOUR ON HMO
By the Way I have a Fantastic Lawyer
if you need one
This guy got a rape charge
reduced to Tailgating
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