I have a theory...

Anybody that believes in evolution is derived from monkeys.

Anybody that believes in Creationism is and has a Soul from Heaven.

It makes since to me because most everybody that I have ever met who believes in being evolved from butt scratching monkeys is a butt scratching monkey.

I however am a special God complex that is amazed by things. I am amazed and please keep the darwinists away from me because they are downer cork suckers IMO

I always wanted to own a monkey as a child LOL!

They make me happy and crack me up: )