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cisco
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Sad Miami story

Yet another sad Miami story............

Miami, Fl (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of Miami-Dade County courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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hightimes
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lol.

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Curdawg
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good one, i was tearing up cisco you rat....




Always bet AP's number 11 who will be trying hard to get into Top 10...

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thedoc
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That was very funny. I must copy/paste and send this out.

LMAO

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hawk


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I'M A TRUE BENGAL FAN I HEARD THAT WHEN WE WERE BACK TO BACK 3-13 GLAD THAT KID MOVED TO MIAMI

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brandy


Registered: Jan 2006
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Hit the head on the nail...

Cisco that about tells it all for us So. Fla. fans. Hoping that we can clean house this year and start rebuilding for the next couple of years.

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mikeb104
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LMAO....

That was great.....I am sending this to my printer!




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kataboom


Registered: Mar 2007
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ha - good one!

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