If you don't wake your azzes up and lay some action on the Burg / Cubs game to go Below the Total of at or around 7 Runs, Your a jackelneck....
Update....(prior to 1st pitch mind you..)
Pitts 0
Cubs 0 thru 3
Pits 1
Cubs 2 Thru 6
Pitts 2
Cubs 4 Game..
No more than 6 runs scored today... Da 'WInd and Da' Wood are Howling..at Wrigley..
Look for Dusty Baker to stick that Damn toothpick up the Pirates Flagshipps'