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Bytore
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As the toaster made love to food processor...

It is spawn I think. I saw the movie.

They are discussing children, NFL picks, and my kitchen is a mess...

There is no more magic toaster. He lost it all in a love game.

He looks wiped out. The magic toaster!!!

I will try shake the picks out of him, and recycle him next week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

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Of course the food processor was a woman!!!

Use some common sense!!!

There is no gay love in my kitchen!!!

Unless they were both lesbian to begin with...

What picks did they make???

I wrote them frantically down, and saw a carrot or two become toasted soup.

I offered them a cigarette, but machines are machines...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jhk5MEugJY




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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Take the Giants this week. The line is often a gift.

WAS was a power. -3 is OK.

Take ATL -3.5!!! It is like a gift!!!

I always work backwards!!! lol!!!

Yes, I took my meds and listen to YES. Thanks mum...

Do I want the whole album??? No. ROFL!!!

I hate you youtube...




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2OCU3hopd4




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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SD does suck. CIN is not a rising force.


But take CIN. SU.

DAL and PHI. Take the under. PHI is bad enough to lose by -10.5.

But the under 43 is a better choice.

I am just reading notes on my kitchen floor.

I told ya I did not want to question another appliance...




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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BAL is gonna take over the universe!!!

Easy. PIT +9.5.

Baltimore always screws up.

OAK, CLE over. Both cannot play.

A lot of hail Mary stuff and praying to fake gods. Take the over 37.5.

HOU, -6.5 is a lot. Just do it.

You want to pass on Denver. The line is perfect. So we will!!! The over/under is perfect too. Leave the game alone,.

We cannot resist though, and will take TB +9.5.

DEN has won a lot at 9.5. Tampa will not be a victim.


I am controlled. I have to make a toast now...




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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Yes, I must predict every game.

The toast had drugs in it. On the toast!!!

Freaking toaster... Works for the CIA too!!!

I warned him, stay away from the food processor!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1uz_aDo0YA

I have more notes to pick up. One of them made love to my printer...




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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Take JAC. If Buffalo can lose, it is by by hunters.

Do the plus 6.

If there was ever an evil to hit NE, it is MIA.

Take the under. These two do not get along well.

They never did.

Never even bet this game!!! Take the under!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4o--q6xuvs




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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Take CAR +4. KC just sucks, and CAR can fight.


Indy +6 should cover. It is Detroit!!!

Detroit cannot invent a thing that lasts.

Except a rock band...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Env5iMrBjws




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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Take the over, the Jets.

36.5 looks cheap.

Since both teams suck, royally, take the the over.




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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Kiss did make one nice song.

I am not to fight appliance picks. They are standing up now, and I never new the toaster owned a gun.


He has promised a head shot if I do not make the last two picks. As I suspected, the food processor was a ***** woman!!!

OUCH!!!

Just a scratch. Those blades!!!

Alright lady!!! I will play it!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Env5iMrBjws




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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I have heard voices, and I do not listen to them.

I would take STL, the line is good.

But I will not.

Under 41.

SF will play light. No risk needed. They are in the end game.



STL can beat crap teams, but this is no crap team.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu9Ycq64Gy4




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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The line is a bit huge on GB.

They are good, but that good???

Take Minny mice, +9.5.




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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Just take CHI.

-3 at home is the dream you wish for.




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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There is one more appliance. A juicer. It saw all, and it did all the predictions.

It is Champion juicer!!!

Like I would buy a cheap one!!! lol!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZ6JQv0DPo




"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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If all these predictions are wrong, we juice the juicer.

It knows it.

Someone asked for more appliances. I asked.

Now, the toaster does have a weakness. I just push the button down.

He gets all hot and mad, but ain't a thing he can do.

He dropped the gun!!!

It is a toaster man. The magic one one was stolen, and replaced.

CIA!!!



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"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Nikola Tesla

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