These are the tales of a "Degenerate Joe Public".

I looked into it's eyes very deep, for it is an "it" you know, and saw too many a thing.

The creature had flames, and I looked eleven years into it's past. Trying to read "Joe's" mind...

It occured to me quickly "Joe Public" could go on mean winning streaks, but somehow, would get lost around eight games in so. As in very close to nine.

"Joe Public" becomes terrified quite easily around four games on the road or at home.

So terrified, he has trouble, very much so, winning five at home in a row ATS.

So I asked the "sentient" a few what if questions.

And the build arrived. I am now building it.

These are my waveforms.

The trick is all in the paradox.

These plays hit. They are totally random, and fit the laws of mathematics.

The "sentient" says to build the pattern.

https://betterexplained.com/articles/understanding-the-birthday-paradox/

I am going with 70% hitters. No fooling around!

They must have played 10 games. The waveforms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-gpTJALpMw

I want what your having!

It's good Breadman! lol

I was running waveforms on the Atlanta Hawks.

Eleven years of five day average over nine day average type of thing. Busted my eyeballs. Serious stuff.

Mixed it up with the Atlanta Flames!

OKL ATS

11-11 ATS

Yesterday

OKL ATS W

Today

Fade Dallas ATS
Fade Utah ATS
Fade PHO ATS
SAC ATS
Fade LAC

No global warming plays today, but they will arrive. LAC is close...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV-5iNu6Sd8

RIP

Indeed.

His finer work. Long. Whole record.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_SOvF-q5s

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change it, and the other four to stand around and talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it!

https://youtu.be/47yxLg2RyXM

Not too long ago....

https://youtu.be/LWRMOJQDiLU

Heard about these off the radio....

https://www.google.com/search?query=Neil+Peart+books&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us

Fade Houston ATS

I will play those songs Breadman. :)

Data first!

The file is now being global warmed.

HOU has not been.

I adjusted all the parameters, to create better outcomes. Tweaked. Cheated!

They will arrive soon. They should work better.

About another week or so. All part of the grand "Kerplunk" machine.

Let us say I have a scenario that goes 8-7.

I try to adjust all the games, to hit higher. But not release the game from my system plays.

It is now overly complex. I admit it. Needs to win.

I need the money. I am addicted to green American apples. Those Granny Smith ones.

Bad man...

All ATS of course.

Fade DET
Fade Dallas
Fade Denver
Fade Portland


Nothing hit in my warmed up plays. I just added a minor stat to move things to 70% plus.

Hitting 50% pretty clearly.

2-3 yesterday.

This proves it works. Alright. Maybe wait a bit. I do not actually have any idea who is in first place, or what the players names are.

Serious.

It is totally random and verifiable. So I am just building a video game of stats in the end.

Did I mention like this??? But in Excel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entombed_(Atari_2600)

Look at the left. Below the word legacy.

These are my "Kerplunk" needles!!!

Still sane...

Now, I am tuning all plays, because 50% is too lame of course.

NY ATS

To date 17-15


Yesterday 3-2


1-11

Fade Houston ATS L
Fade DET W
Fade Dallas L
Fade Denver W
Fade Portland W


1-10

3-2

Fade Dallas ATS W
Fade Utah ATS L
Fade PHO ATS W
SAC ATS L
Fade LAC W


Look at that stellar record keeping!!!

Adding WAS ATS

This is only 3-2 as a trend. Only five games in other words. 60%.

Last play PHO ATS

The first of the globally warmed plays.

It's all good!

Quality book keeping!

If only others could attempt such a task.

Thank you very much!

BTW Breadman, excellent "Neil Peart" links. No idea he was a writer of books to that degree.

Who needs jazz???

https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/1811/1811.02035.pdf

Loud music time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Kyap5BTfo