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Bytore
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Registered: Jan 2003
Posts: 16037
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Hi jrossusf.
It appears to be sinner time in the thread. It is the point when sinners gather...
I was born. I can pretty well back this up. My mother will be the witness.
First trials at gambling. Those crazy "crown an anchors" games, at local fairs and bingos.
So for sure, when I read chasing stuff, I gets an inside chuckle!!!
Biggest laugh gambling and claim to fame! I won four turkeys at a bingo, all in one night!!!
I ate them all. I was like hungry...
But you cannot chase them.
Turkeys look stupid, when you have them live on a farm, and you chase them around with an axe, dinner on the mind, they become super intelligent!!!
I was damn lucky to win some frozen ones. You hold the axe up, and they look fearless. Just like the ice...
Trader now mostly. A reader of minds. And minds are wrong a lot.
Chicken stories...
Well, chickens are stupid. Being from a farm of sorts, a very small one, food was food!
You could just grab a chicken by the neck, and scream "The end is NEAR!!!".
It did not seem to bother the chickens a whole lot. Chickens running around with their head cut of. It's true. They do.
However...
Chickens have a nasty plan. Do not tell George. There plan is to lay eggs, give humans cholesterol, and take over the planet!!!
I smoked the odd refer before going into the hen house to gather eggs. I always heard them talking of the grand conspiracy.
"Take our children today, eat them. That's what humans do!".
Then the chickens would go into great political speeches of rebellion and poisoning the human race. I just stole the eggs man, and escaped for my life out of the chicken house!!! A little refer helped control the fear...
That should be the title of the book I plan to write. "Turkeys are from Heaven, Chickens are from hell!!!".
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01-14-06 02:14 AM |
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Bytore
FoxDen Hall of Famer
Registered: Jan 2003
Posts: 16037
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WHOA!!!
I will kick you or anyone's butt at it!!! Shuffle board! I know how to lay the rocks, the rebounds, I'm a feakin, expert at it!!! Want to see that last rock hang over the table's edge???
I 'm the man!!!
Jrossusf, it is kind of fun, to explore our minds, and see where it all began.
The gambling...
It was those early years. I had this big fat friend, like 6'2, as my partner. Maybe 14 years old at the time.
A freakin nerd. So big, when he crossed the floor, every thing shook! But when he took up the rocks. (The things you slide across the table), he got into a zone.
So silent, you could barley him breath. He loved it! I was his partner. I was very good at the angles. We won 12, 21- 0 games in a row. A shcool record. No BS!!! lol
We called it a skunk. That should prove things...
I love that game!!!
I also loved taking my mother out to Bingo. It was a trip. She didn't drink or smoke, but had that passion for gambling!!!
I had do all the drinking and smoking myself, but a man must be a man...
It's your mother. You do it!!!
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MOJO
Registered: Jan 2006
Posts: 20
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31 been an advantage player ;poker player; and sports gambler always never worked own home in Las vegas best sports MB and NCAA hoops solid on nba TTLS aswell use this site 4 stats dont post much
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The Hip
Registered: Dec 2005
Posts: 149
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A Hip Intro
Real name is Bryan, 38 years of age and reside in the suburbs of Chicago, IL. Big Sox and Hawks fan, and grew up in Cicero, IL (The Capone hood) and cut my teeth at gambling at Sportsman's, Hawthorne, and Maywood (buggies) racetracks.
By day, a salesman; engaged to a great gal with a wedding date fast approaching (so I need some winners to pay the bills :) )
Owned a couple of standardbreds in the early nineties, and have been playing the ponies since I was 16 or so. Five years ago, a few partners and I started a consulting firm where we teach the general public how to decipher the DRF and make sound plays. We have a handful of clients, mostly Vegas casinos and OTB locations all around the US. One of my college buddies, who now lives in Wisconsin, is the best handicapper I know. He is an executive and runs his own business, but publishes several horse racing primers and betting sheets which he touts to his own base of customers. He is the originator of the "primer logic publication" that I am such a big fan of. I use it in my presentations and have added some of his "beliefs" to my horse handicapping offering.
Love to bet the NFL and, more recently, college BB. Learning a lot on this forum and appreciate everyone's efforts and inputs.
If anyone is in Vegas for this year's KY Derby; look me up. I will be hosting the Derby party at the Flamingo (Now owned by Harrah's). Not sure if it is an invite only party; I think anyone can come for a small fee.
Good luck to everyone in the coming months.
PS: Favorite rock band, The Tragically Hip (thus my namesake), from Canada. I am sure a few of you Canucks have heard of them.
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