https://deanblundell.com/news/video-wake-up-to-a-naked-dude-wearing-a-pandas-head-roller-blading-on-the-highway-in-the-dead-of-winter-2/

https://youtu.be/FU17kWPlAUA

https://youtu.be/SBaFwemRrJ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg-2eMhw0Sw&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSh5voSUhrs&feature=youtu.be

https://digg.com/video/jimmy-kimmel-interviews-a-young-marijuana-enthusiast-from-michigan-and-its-the-most-delightful-thing-youll-see-today

https://media1.tenor.com/images/ee0ed8023bffc43275084b95df032239/tenor.gif?itemid=5692021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxlPGPupdd8

Three mice walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, they get into a heated argument about how tough they are.

The first mouse says, “When I see a mousetrap, I lay on my back and set it off with my foot. Then, I catch the bar with my teeth and bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite. Only then do I make off with the cheese!”

The second mouse says, “Oh yeah? Well, whenever I see rat poison, I take it all and grind it into powder. Then when morning comes, I use it to flavor my coffee! It helps me get a nice buzz going for the rest of the day!”

The third mouse, checking his watch, sighs, stands up and says “I have to go. Time to go home and fuk the cat”.

An old golfer
An old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
Cold Beer: $2.00
Hamburger: $2.25
Cheeseburger: $2.50
Chicken Sandwich : $3.50
Hand Job: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?" The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers: "I was wondering, young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir, I sure am. "The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear says softly: "Well, wash your hands real damn good because I want a cheeseburger!

Before the total meltdown

at his best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CfYpZCHJQw