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Traderpro
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Registered: Mar 2009
Posts: 4375
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That was sort of funny tex. thanks.
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06-06-18 12:10 AM |
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oldguy
Registered: Oct 2003
Posts: 396
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COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
> COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
> ABBOTT: Mac?
> COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
> ABBOTT: Your computer?
> COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
> ABBOTT: Mac?
> COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
> ABBOTT: What about Windows?
> COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
> ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
> COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
> ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
> COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
> ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
> COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
> proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
> ABBOTT: Office.
> COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
> ABBOTT: I just did.
> COSTELLO: You just did what?
> ABBOTT: Recommend something.
> COSTELLO: You recommended something?
> ABBOTT: Yes.
> COSTELLO: For my office?
> ABBOTT: Yes.
> COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
> ABBOTT: Office.
> COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
> ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
> COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
> ABBOTT: Word.
> COSTELLO: What word?
> ABBOTT: Word in Office.
> COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
> ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
> COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
> ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W."
> COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with
> some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
> ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
> COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of
> your business. Just tell me what I need!
> ABBOTT: Real One.
> COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
> ABBOTT: Of course.
> COSTELLO: Great! With what?
> ABBOTT: Real One.
> COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
> ABBOTT: You click the blue "1."
> COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
> ABBOTT: The blue "1."
> COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
> ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W"
> is Word.
> COSTELLO: What word?
> ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
> COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
> ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
> COSTELLO: It is?
> ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
> COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
> ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even
> part of Office.
> COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial
> bookkeeping?
> You have anything I can track my money with?
> ABBOTT: Money.
> COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
> ABBOTT: Money.
> COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
> ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer
> COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
> ABBOTT: Money.
> COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
> ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
> COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer?
> How much?
> ABBOTT: One copy.
> COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
> ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
> COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
> ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
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> A FEW DAYS LATER . .
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> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
> COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
> ABBOTT: Click on "START"....
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