This really fit blonde moved in next door last week so was compelled to introduce myself and ask her out, but she just called me a creepy **** and stormed off.
I don't know why though, I was nothing but nice.
I even told her I loved the way her hair smelled when she's sleeping
Driving home today, my wife was boasting about how good women are at multi-tasking, and how there's "No two things a man can do simultaneously that a woman can't".
I just sat there, scratching my balls as I reversed onto the driveway.
Bris inside a Royal Deluxe II from Saturday Night Live on Vimeo
Don't do it JIMMY!!!!