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geg1951
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Registered: Mar 2006
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Mo Humor
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> A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
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> The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
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> He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
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> "OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
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> "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
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> The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
> employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
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> The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
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> The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough
> points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am
> to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting
> at 10:00 am every day."
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> The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
> pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
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> "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
> hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
> No point in you coming in for that.
GARY / GARLAND TEXAS...... RETIRED
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